MILF

man i love frogs

person 1: yo look at that frog
person 2: MILF

by ndfndkjsnfskdjb March 29, 2025

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Almond milf

When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)

Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"

That almond milf was very useful before the exam!

by jumjumbarsapaani December 10, 2021

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Milf

Mum in late forties
Often sexual

Ur mom is such a milf

by rory (girl) 56 December 21, 2023

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MILF

Candace

Candace

Brings back memories...

The Lonely Nerd —

Shush you are mom now.

𝖄𝖊 𝕺𝖑𝖉𝖊 𝕭𝖎𝖌 𝕸𝖆𝖈 —

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M
I
L
F
That spells
MILF
Definition of MILF: CANDACE

The Lonely Nerd — Today at 20:36
Indeed

by someaussieasshole56 June 3, 2021

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Miami MILF

Miami MILF is the hottest of the hot MILFs. She is a little crazy and all fake tits and botox but she will do things to your cock that will make you think of her while you are with your gf especially when she declines her husband's call while she's giving you head in his SUV.

"Bro, that Miami MILF is left my back all marked up. My girl asked me about it."

by MiamiSwingersFan May 20, 2023

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