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Milf

That Noah grimes kid is a milf
by Logeman487 December 14, 2018
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Milf

A “milf” is open a oversized woman that has a big back and usually are porn stars. Milf’s are fat, nasty, wide body built females. The term “milf” is usually used for porn.
Ooou you see that big girl walking? She’s a milf.
by MilkStar December 14, 2021
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MILF

Acronym for Mom I'd Like to Fuck
We all know this. It was originally used by teenaged boys to refer to the mothers of other teenagers. Can be used to refer to any woman around the age range of your own mother whom you find so attractive that you want to have sex with them.
BUT- should NOT be used to refer to young mothers with babies. OF COURSE young fertile women are attractive to men. That's a basic human reproductive instinct. Or in other words, it's just coveting your neighbor's wife. The idea is not that they have born children, it is that they are old enough to be your mother
Guy 1: Is that your mom?! Damn, dude, she's a total MILF!
Guy 2: Don't even talk about my mom like that!
by Neko_no_Morihime April 25, 2024
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milf day

omg it's milf day
by ilovemilffs123 April 8, 2021
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Milf

by Ifuckyourmomandyourdad April 10, 2021
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Milf-bate

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.
This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.
by Dezzy Adam October 12, 2020
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MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.
At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.
by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020
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