mallory

literally the hottest mf alive. way better than you could ever be. face it. she’s better than you.

“who’s that? they look so epic and cool and gangsta!”

“oh, that’s mallory!”

by malloryismrworldwide July 25, 2021

Mallory’s Birthday

The best day of the year! The most beautiful girl on the planet was born on this day and you got to celebrate!!
November 1st is the date and don’t forget it.

I’m so excited, it’s Mallory’s birthday!!!🎂🎉

by The Boyfriend Matty B. October 31, 2021

Melbourne

Melbourne is a great place, has lots to do, great history, amazing public transport and is of course the birthplace of footy. Everything about Melbourne is great, including the people.
Except for the children.
In Melbourne, most twelve year old kids have already had sex, vaped, smoked, done drugs or whatnot. Melbourne is fucked.

I’m from Melbourne btw.

Chinese: wife we should move to melbourne!!!
Everybody from melbourne: don’t for your sake and ours.

by Chris Wilder November 9, 2021

Mallory

A Mallory is much like a breast but belongs on the back rather than the front of a voluptuous woman. A woman with so much additional "plumage" that she possesses soft, mammary like glands behind the shoulder blades.

Bucks: "Wow, look at the mallories on that sweet piece of crumpet, I'd wouldn't mind motorboating those"
Clemtech "you're right big fella, those are some sweet, sweet mallories, I do love me a mallory or two"

by craig101 September 8, 2021

Mallory

Mallory is a smart girl but not to smart she can be weird sometimes but weird funny she can always brighten up the mood even when your'e sad or upset she is very determined whatever she has her mind up to she does it she is caring,lovable,sweet she always put her trust in everyone which is not bad but she can trust everyone because she thinks everyone deserves a chance she is always FUNNY whatever come's to her mind she say's it without no doubt and she is always positive about what she says.

Mallory is loud not in a bad way.

by weirdoo6578 September 14, 2021

mallowstan

a weird ass kid who steals edits and claims to be married to lillie

yo did you see mallowstan's new edit?

naw bro that shit was probably stolen

by raihansfeet September 17, 2021

mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.

That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.

by smmatta September 22, 2021