Matthew Griffith

A Matthew Griffith is an individual who will sell out at any moment. Can happen at random at any moment unexpectedly.
Hey is John coming over? No he is going to pull a Matthew Griffith and not show up.
by #whereismatt? April 04, 2015
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matthews bridge

the "Matthews Bridge" is mentioned in Limp Bizkit's "My Generation". They chant "Take'em to the matthews bridge!!" in a very tough, angry tone, with goals to scare or intimidate the listener, as if taking us to the "Matthews Bridge" seemed threstening.

Nobody really knows what the hell the "Matthews Bridge" is, another reason why Limp Bizkit sucks.
Durst: Oh yea?!!! Hey, John Otto, take this kid to the Matthews Bridge!!

Me: Ooooooh, i'm so scared, ahh, the matthews bridge...
by gplpark92 August 19, 2006
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Matthew

Stop being a Matthew queer
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Matthew

Weird... not perfect in any way...
Matthew is not perfect...
Matthew is strange...
Matthew is weird...
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Matthew

Matthew is a alien species born in the in noddle flavour packets once ingested it will then come out or anus at full force it will then steal ur Xbox and proceed to masturbate to ur little sister.
It will then kill ur cat and eat it.
It will then commite suicide by suffucating on a hard cock coverd in noddles.
Then matthew stop jacking too my sister
by Takeituptheass69 October 05, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew, the gayest, worst name in the Bible. Usually, people who posses the name Matthew are unfunny, homosexual, unlikeable person. There Grammer is bad, and their humor is even worst. There personality is shit and they cannot keep a serious conversation with someone.
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Matthew

Matthew fucked me last night it was amazing
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