LOBSTER CLIT

Someone who has recently been extremely overly sexually active or is a wicked whore will likely have a lobster clit. So rub that one on your tits, bub, cause that's just a fact.

My buddy Dave told me a crazy story while on the skiddah, and I'm telling ya this will blow your freakin tits apart. Said Brandy has the biggest lobster clit that Dave has ever seen, she better lay off the liquid panty remover, I tell you what

by MOMMANATRIX November 17, 2022

looksie daisy

When you are looking for something, AND, are most CERTAIN where to locate it, BUT it is CERTAINLY not there to be found.

I'll get that, let's see here, oh, oh no. Looksie daisy!

by JJ. Styles November 24, 2022

Lobster

This damn lobster.
*sigh*
You know what? Just--just...
Who is it?

Seriously...? Come on. Just. Take responsibility for your problems. We all have that lobster in our life, but
I don't know.
*Ahem.*
Who is it?

by N0ne of your concern December 23, 2022

Lobster Rangoon

A sexual manuever in which a person inserts four fingers covered in cream cheese into the anus leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. In a claw-moving motion, the inserted partner opens and closes hand similar to the way a lobster would

"Pray tell, my dear, that is some splendid lobster rangoon!"

by claw-bster December 23, 2022

loober

a guy who almost literally won’t leave you tf alone and he tries his hardest to get close to you js to have sex with you

“girl that guy is such a loober.. he is always asking me to have sex with him he doesn’t like me he’s just using me”

by fishingtonford January 15, 2023

Lobster Legion

The army of lobster fanatics that make their home in a Discord server. Led by the Lobster Lady, moderated by Centurions and the Legionnaires making up the members.
Join us. Join us. Join us. Become a Legionnaire today, and fight for our marine cause.

Lobster Lady: Welcome to the Lobster Legion, new Legionnaire!
Legionnaire: Thank you, I will now become a lobster.

by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023

Lobster Lady/Lord

The leader of an online army (found on Discord), the Lobster Legion. As per the title, is not restricted to female. The current leader is a Lobster Lady which is why it is defaulted to this.
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.

Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'

Lobster Centurion: Just listen to the Lobster Lady/Lord.
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober

by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023