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Locked in alien

“Bro that alien was so locked in we have to start the operation now” locked in alien means aliens who have aura
by Brainrotking January 9, 2025
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hem-lock

A fabric-securing device to keep lecherous dudes from peeping up yer skirt.
When Mrs. Hart Berg was taken up in an airplane by Wilbur Wright, she had used a hem-lock ti maintain her modesty --- i.e., she'd tied her skirt with a rope to keep it from "revealingly" billowing during the windy journey. This prompted the hobble-skirt to be invented.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
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wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.
I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.
by Medfordscum January 31, 2017
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snot lock

Being so congested your sinuses and throat are full of mucus/snot, to the point of mouth breathing exclusively and

draining through the tear ducts in your eyes.
I woke up and was so congested I could barely breathe! I was snot locked, 100%
by smonkey81u812 December 24, 2023
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Trunk: Locked In

It's a movie on Amazon Prime... I bet you can't guess what it's about!
Hym "It's an international spy thriller about a secret organization where they- Pffft! No! You have to know it isn't that! Right!? Trunk: Locked In? You have to know that it isn't about spies! This bitch is lock in a trunk! It's called Trunk: Locked In and it's about a bitch who's Locked in a trunk! Ha! Why would you fucking called it that- OK, I have to watch it now. Of I'm going to write a post about it I have to watch it... Alright. We're watching it. Go. Go to Amazon Prime and watch it with me. If I was a YouTuber I'd have a watch party or something. OK. I'm watching it. Start watching it now."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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Caps Lock King

A caps lock queen is a boy (or girl) who thinks using caps lock makes then king of the universe. They often spell things incorrectly.
Me: Hey, I didn't want it to turn out like that.
Caps Lock King: I told you already that THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
by instagra.mark November 3, 2018
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Locked and Keyed

A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.

Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024
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