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Eat my kitty litter 

An expression used in anger to convey dislike, disgust, or contempt. i.e. eat shit
You don't like the clothes I'm wearing? Well, you can just eat my kitty litter!

dough kitty 

Noun: A young kittenish man from Kansas of German descent. Likes playing Halo and watching crazy movies with JP.
EX: Look at Dough Kitty pole vault. What a stud.
dough kitty by JP December 19, 2004

stinky kitty 

human feces in a cat's litter box
if the upper decker isn't an option, look for the litter box to deliver a stinky kitty. should resemble a nutty cheese log, sort of.
stinky kitty by soul boner August 14, 2011

The Kitty Sniffer 

When you go down on a girl using only your nose to make her climax.

Inserting your nose into a females vagina.

When you sniff the inside of a women's pussy.

Popular technique among Jewish males to use while going down on a girl.

Also refereed to as The Jacob Moorehouse, or The Jew's Special.
Jacob: "Hey look guys, this how you're suppose to go down on a girl" *Shoves entire nose into blue icee

Jessica: "Last night Brad totally pulled The Kitty Sniffer and stuck his entire nose in my pussy while going down on me."
Celina: "Oh my gosh, how was it?"
Jessica: "I barely felt it, maybe if he was Jewish I would of came for once."

Valerie: "Holy shit, yes, Jose you're stretching my pussy so much!"
Jose: "Thank you, people have always told me I have a big nose."

Matthew: "Which one would you like me to stick in your pussy first my dick or my nose?"
Amanda: "You already know I want that Kitty Sniff."
The Kitty Sniffer by Isnif Pusai October 14, 2013

hello kitty 

Actually, Hello Kitty is a clever guise.

It's true name being Hell Kitty.

It was sent by Hell to take over the world.
If you look carefully, you'll see the horns (those aren't just cute ears) and the demonic tail.
Did you hear? Hell- I mean Hello- Kitty just decapitated some kid......
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HOW CUTE!!!!
hello kitty by dontxkillxme June 27, 2005

Bonsai Kitty 

The lost ancient eastern art of modifying household pets whereas u shove a cat into a jar and over time it takes that form of the jar.
see also Bonsai Kitty Patrol(BKP)
"My thats a lovely bonsai kitty vase u have in the living room"
Bonsai Kitty by {[BKP]} December 10, 2003