Know

(verb) to have knowledge, to be aware of something, to be acquainted with someone, to have carnal knowledge of someone.

Person A: There's a big queue at the club- we'll never get in.
Person B: It's okay- I know the bouncer.
OR
Person A: I knew Caroline before you married her.
Person B: Yes, she told me and I'd rather not discuss it, thanks.
OR
Person A: That bouncer is staring at us- do you know him ?
Person B: Yes, I sodomised him repeatedly last weekend. It was quite pleasant.

by Nice Uncle Andy October 6, 2006

knowance

originally created to replace the word "relationship".

interconnected or knowing other people.

He was judged based on his knowance of others, not on his individuality.

by Schmitt April 17, 2008

knowless

to have no knowledge of.

I voted in the last election but when it comes to politics, I am completely KNOWLESS.

by tattizzle66 August 14, 2010

Knowledge Slap

When someone is talking crap and you prove them wrong or shut them up by stating facts and showing proof.

My girlfriend was arguing with me about who was the main actor in the movie Gladiator, being my favorite movie of all times...I had to drop that "Knowledge Slap"...

by xxxcubanxxx October 29, 2011

e-know

To know or be familiar with someone only through electronic (i.e., internet) connections, never having met them in the flesh. The very opposite of "in person" or "in the flesh." Not a fleshfriend. Past tenses: e-knew, e-met.

"Oh yeah, I e-know her! What does she *really* look like in person?

by Xenu2001 December 25, 2005

You know, it's like bread.

Used as an answer to something really obvious.

Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: You know, it's like bread.

Person 1: Let's go to Disney World!
Person 2: What's that??
Person 1: You know, it's like bread.

by lolashleysays October 21, 2010

Harry Knowles

A fat tank of gas.

That idiot is a real Harry Knowles.

by Schfooge May 14, 2015