apple knees

when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee

"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"

by KIyayayayayaah March 2, 2018

the fleas knees

When someone works with homeless people and gets infested with fleas.

Hey do you want to hang out with Sarah this weekend? No, that girl is the fleas knees.

by faithie822 February 19, 2017

Whore Knee

The grazes you get on your knee's after having sex.

"How much dick did you take to get those whore knees??"

"Look at that whore knee, she must be a slut"

by Jettatura March 12, 2017

Knees

The absolute sexiest part of the body

Keane: so how's the new girl you're talking to
Anthony: dude she's wicked hot
Keane: isn't her face busted af?
Anthony: yeah but dude have you seen her knees? Instant erection

by Awalker86 May 1, 2016

knee cleavage

When effeminate men wear shorts too small showing too much knee; also known as kneevage.

"Nice knee cleavage, are those your sister's shorts?"

by hklr May 10, 2016

Knees

Is a type of person that enjoys the company of his or her own knees and often go to the gym for leg day

"Hey, knees"
"Knees, ya high?"

by Pancakeknees October 4, 2016

Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.

Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee

by Carltuk May 19, 2016