juggalo holacost

a whole bunch of fucking retards who actually think that just because we paint our faces and fuck dead bitches that we deserve to die, its wrong, its sick, and im getting pissed at them just thinking about it. i meen we joke about sick shit but even we dont act on it and if any of you juggalo haters are reading this i would like you to think of what religion you are, weather ur jewish cathlic or an athiost all of youre religions at one point or another were prosicuted and youre people died for what they believed in and i will stand up for it also. im warning you im a fucking juggalo for life mother fuckers, and if anybody has the letters jh any whear on them it meens their juggalo haters i will kill them no matter if its a cop or a fat ugly piece of shit biggot i WILL kill you and i will get away with it

people acting on the juggalo holacost will die at the hands of my fam

by juggalo 4 life mo fo April 30, 2011

juggahoe

a dumb ass bitch that trys to be a juggalo but ends up droppin out of the family and becomes a 9 to 5 dumb ass pussy bitch... if u dont paint ur face at least afew times and throw it up alot in a year then i say ur a dumb bitch that wishes they could be a real juggalo

1.if u listen to icp for a month then stop
2.if everyone around u says ur a juggahoe and u stop listening to icp because of it
3.if u haven't painted ur face at least once a year for however long u have been a juggalo
4.if u dont addmit to being a juggalo when u r asked
5.if u r not one of the people that say "fuck ya i am a juggalo"
6.if u have ever even spent the night in a mansion "10 un-used rooms or more" then ur a juggahoe
7.if u have never even seen a faygo ur a juggaho

by Ricky a true phycopathic ryder of spokane April 16, 2007

juggalo

a juggalo is an individual that understands where the wicked clownz are coming from a true juggalo will represent for the clowns anyday along with the rest of the psycopathic family. we chant family at each and every show for a reason its not a fan base you assholes its a family we get each other we've beeen through the same stuff so we all can relate we get violent because its our form of release some go home and rest but nahh we go home nd wish we could fuck someone up. there are poeple from every race every class every background that are true juggalos we're the enlightened ones. we're just trying to show you what we mean one or two people dont sum up the whole juggalo nation so go to a show and get to know the reall clownz

example: JUGGALO as in a faygo drinking, slick, o.g scrub swearing, true homie from around the corner, showing love to everyone juggalo....MMFWCL to alll my juggalos reading this a.k.a the only people in the world id take a bullet for

by youraveragemike January 21, 2010

Jugbitch

That friend that cannot afford to pay for any rounds at the pub, and is forced to retrive jugs at the pub everytime one is required and in return the jugbitch drinks for free, but is forced to suffer the name all night

"Adam was jugbitch again last night"

"Someone Raped my wife"
"Who Was it?"
"Probably some filthy Jugbitch"

by NewZealandRocks May 6, 2009

Juggalo

A wannabe gang that considers themselves as "family", that would had died off by Natural Selection if it weren't for Welfare and Retard Care.
More or less, grown ass people that haven't gotten out of the emo phase in Middle School.

The Juggalo will most oftenly say, "We're not a gang, we're a family! You don't understand us!"

by XxDelmaRAllenxX October 19, 2016

juggalette

a juggalette doesnt give a fuck what anyone thinks and they dont have to be ugly or fat and they know what they want and they will do whatever it takes to get it.
they are down for anything and everything with some juggalos.

no we aint hoes.

bitch show a juggalette respect you dont wanna tussle with a down ninjette

by cemeterygirl{JSC} January 15, 2009

Juggalo

I was searching for something and then I found what was right infront of me. It seems like common knowledge to me. A Juggalo is somebody how does unto others as they would want them to do unto them. Not giving a shit what people think about you and keeping going with people just like them having their backs. It's not a gang or common to most belief, it is not a religion. People think it is a religion because of the "Dark Carnival." (The Dark Carnival was dreamed by the ICP member Violent Jay and symbolized us dying and our souls getting gathered up and judged by how we did in this world with some thus interpreted literal or metaphorical meanings) The Dark Carnival simplie shows that we should do unto others in a good way and strive to go into a happy after life. The music may be violent, but that is simply because that is who they are. The Dark Carnival never mentions anything about not hurting or killing. It's a free lifestyle to be yourself. The Dark Carnival just lets you know that there is always consequences to what you do. We will all one day be judged is what it means. Each dream wheather real or not is a message of how to be better and that karma is a bitch but live how you live. Thats what it means to me and most. It is simbalized as the carnival being our world with 'the happy people' looking in at us like freaks, (thus the makeup) Like we don't belong, making us a freak in the carnival. But we rise above it and stick with our freaks and not give a fuck. Juggalos don't worship ICP or anybody, they just go through life not caring what others think, being themselves, and holding a meaning (even if not a literall meaning) to what is said by ICP and other Psychopathic Records artists. You don't see people going out and killing people just cause 50 cent does it do you?.....well......the world is full of nuts lol. I'm a freak and I face it with my fellow freaks. Do unto others, live your life, have each others backs, and hold morals hoping for better. Sounds like something ya'll should try to understand! It's not about breaking rules and being violent and dressing a certain way, it's about being yourself and being excepted by your homies. I did partake in a Fago shower. Which symbolizes washing away the judgement and the old to become anew and excepted. I don't have a religion anymore, I just have a moral standard, and a whole group that knows what it's like to be disliked.

Got morals and down for each other not excepted = Juggalo

by Me being a juggalo July 29, 2009