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Jordan Mcdorman

a Jordan Mcdorman is gay and has no friends he has a tiny penis and loves cock
omg is that jordan mcdorman doesnt he like dick and he has a tiny dick to
by Carter Schar April 4, 2019
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Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"
by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021
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Cody Jordan

"How is Cody Jordan that cool"? asked Delwin.
by SpankMeeDaddi December 3, 2019
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vanilla jordan

Coolest dude you will ever meet get mad pussy smokes good blunts says funny shit hot as hell
Vanilla Jordan-my eyes are sticky
by Djckrocoa November 6, 2017
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Timothy-Jordan

Timothy-Jordan is an double name. He is made up of Timothy and Jordan, both of which mean that he could play a very important person in your life. Above all, loyalty and love are in the foreground. He would die for his closest friends. He also has a pretty good sense of humor. The person named Timothy-Jordan is very rare and therefore above all a specimen that should be treated well because if you have treated him badly once he will remember it and he will never be good to you again.
Marc: "Damn where is Timothy-Jordan??"
Selina: "He's actual behind you.."
by scotttyler97 November 22, 2021
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Jordan and Kevin

two people that were meant for eachother, they love eachother a lot. Jordan has a bigass head but thats okay, and kevin has a huge ass dick B)
Ex: Jordan and Kevin are perfect for eachother
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Jordan Duffy

A pug lookin muthafucka who needs to take a goddamn shower.
Jesus Christ, did you smell that kid? He's a Jordan Duffy...
by SaltyAdolf September 12, 2016
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