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Doing a Johnson

The police caught the burglar doing a johnson, as he was arrested while breaking into someone’s property.
by Sorbitar September 24, 2019
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Ben Cade Johnson

A complete moron

He’s is stoopid that he doesn’t even know that everyone thinks he is hilarious
Oh look Ben Cade Johnson is doing that thing again
by Old handle boi November 6, 2019
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d'ettra johnson

don't ft always on pause. resting bitch face . says she is "nice" but is the complete opposite. a freak and horny 24/7. super smart that it's annoying . scorpio ,pillow princess and very bottom energy.
why the fuck you acting like a d'ettra Johnson
by caca 247 March 14, 2020
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Jason Jackson Johnson

The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.
"Hey keisha, Its I JASON JACKSON JOHNSON"

"OMG HE'S SO HOT" - Real Jason Jackson Johnson fangirls
by Genghis Kahn January 10, 2021
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Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face

A character from the game Dead by Daylight. This is the best killer because he can crouch and teabag the survivors. He's a horrible psychopath but also a funky little guy.
A : I love Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face !
B : Please get help.
by grtqhrthqrtqhrth March 2, 2021
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Kiarra no middle name Johnson

Kiarra is my lovely ex wife that I love a lot <33
Used when saying Kiarra’s full name, “I love you Kiarra no middle name Johnson.”
by KaniWani April 10, 2022
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