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Johnny Walker Candle 

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.
Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey
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johnny orlando 

Johnny Orlando is the cutest and romanticest guy you will ever know. He is perfect in singing and lots of sports! He loves relationships with girls named Maya so be ready for your dreamboy --> Mayas 😏
He has also a very big dick and is actually so good in a bed❤ He loves kids, will never let a girl alone and always keep his girl safe from others!!!
Girl: I am in a relationship with Johnny Orlando...
Other Girl: No way! Omg he is the cutest guy of the world!
Girl: Year I know, I am so happy

johnny log 

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn
"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"
johnny log by johnglenn69 June 26, 2017

johnny eyes 

Johnny eyes is when your eyes open really large when you are scared
Nick had Johnny eyes when dad confronted him about selling his truck.
johnny eyes by Papaspizza June 24, 2017

Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the womans anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.
How’s your sisters asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
Johnny Appleseed by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017

johnny orlando 

Rich young Canadian singer who got his parents to make him famous. He is friends with Jacob Sartorius and gets a lot of hate. Famous song: Let go
“Omg, johnny Orlando is on tour, I have to go see him!”
johnny orlando by Tjejtn n October 3, 2017

Johnny Seo 

a member of Korean Boyband, NCT. Debuted in NCT 127 (Limitless). Rapper, DJ, Radio DJ, 'parrot' Comedian, Fashion Evaluator, Communication Center, Johntography, and NCT's daddy. He's from Chicago, and being there until high school.

Stan him, and you'll be surprised every single day.
Johnny Seo is a flirting genius, so be aware of him
Johnny Seo by Cass_Tzen November 25, 2017