nip jizz

Slang term for breast milk.

Aw my god! You got your nip jizz all over our baby's face!

by AnUncleverPseudonym August 10, 2009

Hot Pocket jizz

The sauce or cheese that drips out of a hot pocket

Jared: Hey, dude what kind of hot pocket is that?
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!

by HotPocketsXD July 6, 2013

Don't give me no jizz

A humorously vulgar exclamation of frustration over a situation beyond one's control, such as a rough day at work or money problems. A vulgar, humorous twist on the older Southern expression of disbelief, "Don't give me no jazz." Best when spoken in a gravelly Southern accent. Frequently used with "Lord" or "Lawd," as in "Lawd, don't gimme no jizz no mo'!"

I'm sick of all these bills! Lawd, don't give me no jizz!

by Black Bowler October 7, 2010

Jizz Rag

A synonym for a woman's face. Often abbreviated as "JR".

Yo bro that girl has a nice JR!

Man I'd love to use her as a Jizz Rag!

by JRsuperstar April 17, 2010

jizz mail

junk mail, can be either email or paper. can be spam or just from annoying people. nothing you'd want to read, usually goes straight to the trash can.

I checked my box this morning, but everything there was jizz mail so i dumped it. I have no time to waste opening jizz mail.

by susannah eanes December 19, 2007

jizz bin

A Petty Whore, Undeserving of Respect, Not Quite Yet On The Scale of The cum dumpster

"Alice is such a jizz bin, she'll let anyone stick it in"

by Meh, lulz January 10, 2009

Jazzy J

Jazzy J arouses the younglings, seduces them and drains them with its unique 'ew' factor
Also known as Jiz (in my pants) J for those who have been lured into her Medusa snake hair and Gollum eyes.

Jazzy J shes a keeper

by ChandyKhanEhEhEh May 27, 2009