January 1st 

Day of "break an egg in your friend's head"

- Hey buddy!
-Hey dude! **slap**
-AHAHAHH what are you doing?!?!?
- It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head!"

- Oh yesss! I totally forgot it!

January 1st by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

January 1st 

National "break an egg in your friend's head" day, January 1st
Don't be shy, when the Countdown of the new year is over, do it!
It's so fun!!!

-3... 2... 1... Happy New Year!!
-**slaps**
-What are you doin'??

-It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head"

January 1st by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

January 9th 

It's the day whey you can force your male friends to buy you nutella

Kate: I want that nutella buy it to me
Adam: why the fuck should I?
Kate: cuz izt's january 9th dumbass

January 9th by Nyshida December 17, 2020

January 13th

on January 13th you can not get any homework.

teacher: “where’s the homework?”

you: it’s January 13th

January 13th by Emmieisdumbbblollll December 20, 2020

January 1st 

at least it isn't 2020 anymore if it's this day

January 1st means it isn't 2020

January 1st by viveishappynow December 26, 2020

January 15

The day humans leave for Mars.

Person 1: Did you here about whats going on January 15?
Person 2: Yeah, we are leaving for Mars!

January 15 by Mars Manager December 28, 2020

January 5

This is the best day ever! I can’t wait for this day ever year!!

January 5 is the best day of the year!

January 5 by Best day January 4, 2021