the guy who has a cross up his ass all the time and who cant keep his mouth shut because he has a dick in it 24/7
by kiki the firefighter number 2 April 11, 2015
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BETTER FOR BELLA !!!!!!
BETTER FOR BELLA !!!!!!
What I am was born in me. It’s a part of who I am, who my family is, who we all are as a tribe — it’s the reason why we’re still here. Jacob Black
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hOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
by egiugrwiugowroiugwr December 14, 2010
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The most amazing guy one could ever meet. His beautiful personality makes every ones day. He's the most passionate lover a girl could ever have. The way he talks to you makes you melt inside, and his handsome looks make you want to hold him forever. He is very cautious of who he chooses as his lover, he picks wisely. Small amount of people hate him, but in my thoughts, I think they're all jealous.
Girl #1: Last night.. Jacob Parkins asked me out. I was completely speechless, but now, we're together. A very happy couple!
Girl #2: Oh my god, you're so lucky. He must REALLY like you, he chooses wisely. x3
Girl #2: Oh my god, you're so lucky. He must REALLY like you, he chooses wisely. x3
by The Dragons Darling January 3, 2011
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a really disgusting dude with acne and chest hair. looks like frankie muniz
once had a really hot girlfriend but he got so annoying at summer gym that she dumped his ass.
his favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip.
a really disgusting dude with acne and chest hair. looks like frankie muniz
once had a really hot girlfriend but he got so annoying at summer gym that she dumped his ass.
his favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip.
fred: hey mark whats your favorite ice cream?
mark: mint chocolate chip!!!
fred: you are such a jacob!
mark: mint chocolate chip!!!
fred: you are such a jacob!
by geebdnanow September 30, 2008
Get the jacob mug.The Jacob is an odd creature. They stalk and they creep and they prey on the weak and the young. They tend to smother and trap their love intrests until they become sucidal. Usually pedophilic in nature they love the fresh faced sight of youth. The Jacob is not an intelligent creature and therefore flocks around stronger groups of males to protect himself. Jacobs' do not like bluntness and if you come into contact with one flee immediately. Though the love interest initially pities the young man, it becomes evident as the process continues that the Jacob is simply using his "vulnerability" as a complicated web, that once one gets tangled in, becomes increasingly difficult to release from. Be advised: in intimate occurances he may cause motion sickness, and in daily life, will cause nausea.
The love interest found herself drowning in Jacob's despair, and so took it upon herself to light the asshole on fire, only to discover that he had, in his undying love for her, consumed it, and continued to stalk towards his love.
by snoozingwhilelosing May 3, 2013
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After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.
After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.
by $yd December 31, 2011
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