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Jermey Reflex 

When you are a man! A real man and your manliness is so huge that you physically make girls throw up during/after sex.

IE: you have a huge penis.
Pull over I need to throw up- Girl1
Why? - Girl2
He just hit my Jermey Reflex- Girl2

Wow, he's huge- Girl1
You mean he hit you're Jermey Reflex- Girl2
Yeah it was like a Louisville Slugger- Girl1
Jermey Reflex by Ace something June 13, 2011
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“jeremiah is such a fatass.”
jeremiah by orange Mercedes March 10, 2019
Jeremiahs are like doves who fly away when there are undue disturbances to their peace. They have pure hearts and love with everything in them. When they are hurt they grieve deeply but forgive easily.

By the way, did you know Jeremiahs tend to be hotter and sexier than any man alive? Not only do they make the cover of People, but their hotness glows like an ember in the dark. If you see a male creature that is the most GORGEOUS man you can imagine, then you KNOW it is a Jeremiah! Hotness recognizes hotness, what can I say? I saw one behind a door once and it changed me forever. It still and will forever have changed me.

OMG, did you see that smokin Hot Dude? Sizzlin! Must be a Jeremiah!

I think I went blind from the sheer beauty of it all! Jeremiah and all his entourage! Can you say "Hi, Good Lookin?"

I LOVE MY JEREMIAH!
Jeremiah has got it goin' own!

Hey he's so hottt that I think I'm melting!

Hey lovely! I want to BLOW YOUR MIND (just not your left side brain--that's for kisses!

Love you, Jeremiah!
Jeremiah by Nutaushuh June 21, 2016

jeremiah sanchez 

Jeremiah Sanchez is the goat he the best at basketball he can take ankles all day he will playing for the spurs in the future he pulls all the hoes and all the girls want him
jeremiah sanchez by Yvnghoopster23 September 12, 2017
The act of being your wife senseless
Did you see dad pull a Jeremiah on mom earlier
Jeremiah by Skeetmymeat May 27, 2020

How Jeremiah tastes 

When you going to the party and going down on a woman, who just moment ago had sex with Jeremiah. You ask that person ‚How Jeremiah tastes?’
How Jeremiah tastes by Savage 1984 January 24, 2019

A guy named Jeremiah 

He's literally just a guy named Jeremiah. DEAL WITH IT.
a guy named Jeremiah ate my subway sub and I'm depressed