air cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense flatulence

You might want to run out of the room, I'm experiencing air cramps.

by M Smoov June 22, 2009

air eater

A person who sits around breathing heavily with they mouth open, as to have sinus or nasal issues. Sometimes in a look of confusion.

A child is breathing heavily and making a weird noise coming from the throat. I would say that child is an air eater

by shelrae December 31, 2011

dick air

The air space at a public urinal that your dick is in when you piss; therefore your dick enters the same dick air as the person who was there before you. This would necessarily mean that some heretofore unknown airborne vd could land on your willy.

Dude, Bruce just left the bathroom and I had to go, so I was in his dick air! He better be clean, man.

by catcherholic March 25, 2011

air monster

a fart That rips loudly, or with furious anger.

Damn I think an air monster came through the house.

by James in Indy July 30, 2006

air handy

Hand Job on a plane.

Todd got an air handy from Scott while on the flight from Philly to Orlando.

by jack mequik December 28, 2013

Air-Five

n. the act of lacking the physical strength to actually hi-five someone and resorting to a pushing movement of the right or left hand to someone. This is usually followed by the saying "AIR FIVE". The receiving person has the choice of refusing the "air-five", with a sharp reply of "BLOCK" with both arms crossed.

Evan: Hey Ari, nice thats-what-she-said-joke! Air-Five!
Ari: BLOCK!

by Ari Goodman October 27, 2007

air guitar

The act of playing an imaginary guitar usually whist u are under the effects of alchohol leading to you thinking u look great when u actually look more like you are playing the invisible banjo

Man look at that twat playing air guitar

by DANNYBOY March 6, 2004