poop puck

When you poop in a spiral shape so it creates a disc similar to a hockey puck.

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by Mr. Twinkieface January 01, 2021

Poop Tea

The remedy needed to unload the holiday logs(s). A speacial tea designed to clean out your pipes.

Greg: "Darce, you should seen the size of the load that come out of me!"
Darce: "Wow, are you ok?"
Greg: "Yea, it was a simple 5 flusher. Poop Tea everytime!"
Darce: "Gotta get me some..."

by DarbyCrash December 27, 2011

Bloop Poop

When an individual smokes a combination of marijuana and tobacco from a bong and immediately after senses the need to poop due to the gastronomical effects of smoking tobacco

Bill: yo I just ripped a fat domer and now I feels bloop poop coming.... dammit

by ADudeWhoKnowsAboutTheseThings April 18, 2016

Poop Dementia

a type of dementia that occurs when one holds a poop in for too long and develops a very shitty attitude

Bus Driver- "everyone shit out your Taco Bell now we have an 8 hour bus ride ahead of us and i dont want anyone developing poop dementia on my bus"

by Mr.Ham November 23, 2010

poop debate

Discussing the latest poop functions.

Friend: Where were you last night?
Me: Sorry It was a heated Poop debate with the boys

by Poopers69420 May 06, 2019

business poop

A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.

Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops

by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017

poop transplant

The act of shitting directly into someone’s asshole.

Aye bruh, I’m kind of low on poop, can you hit me up with a poop transplant?

by Reed1103 May 01, 2019