It's way harder for LGBT people to be on Zoom without outing themselves! Your mom is like in the room.
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Get the Moldy closet mug.A closet creeper is an sexual confused person. They normally will act heterosexual around peers, and often brag on the women or men that they have relationships with. Once alone, they have the total obligation to search for a partner who will give them they gay fantasy that they desire. A guy who is a closet creeper, will date multiple women, not his race and pay them for gay sexual favors done to him, kind of like a secret agreement. The woman normally complies if the price is right, and refers the creeper to her other friends.
Keisha, sorry that I was late, I was with my CC (Closet Creeper), he came by for the usual service and to drop off my payment.
by Groovious February 9, 2019
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Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando
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Get the closet cusser mug.A person that acts like a karen in private areas or does things passive aggressively to get their way instead of being full on in public
“that lady gave me an angry look when i said i supported the protests”
“in public she acts perfectly fine but in private she’s such a closet karen about how i am”
“in public she acts perfectly fine but in private she’s such a closet karen about how i am”
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