Brain Blind

The inability to detect intelligence in a friend or acquaintance.

So, I was tryin to mack on that girl from the suburbs all night...really talking up that grant I just received. She's totally brain blind, I guess she went home with that guy on the motorcycle.

by shtooops November 15, 2009

pebble brain

THE BEST ALBUM LITERALLY EVER ?/!:!:$:?.$.$:!:$,!/&.&/&7;

person 1: “what are you listening to?”

person 2: “the bangiest banger in the history of bangers, pebble brain, lovejoy’s new album”

person 1: “stop talking about banging, i thought you were a virgin”

by skveiy October 21, 2021

House-brain

One's restricted cognitive ability that results from spending too much time indoors.

After several attempts at completing his assignment, Tadgh realised his failed efforts could be attributed to his house-brain.

by generalkrull March 23, 2020

Brain Print

A neuromuscular brain scan with fidelity at the atomic level; the future standard for carbon to silicon consciousness transference.

Happy 85 grandpa! Did you get your Brain Print done yet?
I sure did. Makes me sad for those that didn't have the tech back in 2050.
Yeah. Well, we do now! Cheers to immortality!!

by YAWA January 2, 2023

Mango Brain

Where your brain is so dumb it is mushy and smooth like a mango. (similar to Smooth Brain)

"This guy couldn't name any country."
"It's because he has mango brain."

by Mxrlyn November 17, 2020

Kid Brain

When an Adult still thinks like a child.

Yeah don't get advice from him, he still has a kid brain.

by Watto86 December 5, 2019

Bride Brain

The inability to remember literally anything in the last few weeks leading up to the wedding. The Bride's brain feels like it was actually removed from her head, and fried (scrambled egg style). She starts speaking nonsense ideas and repeats herself multiple times since she can't remember who she told what to. Symptoms include but are not limited to: bad wedding dreams, waking up at ridiculous hours of the night and not being able to fall back asleep, forgetting to eat, rambling on about nothing, uncontrollable laughter at random things.

Mother of the Bride Brain can also occur in a similar way. If both the Mother of the Bride and the Bride get this, LOOK OUT.

I'm afraid Kelsey has Bride Brain. She told me 6 times in a two hour span that she still needs to start packing for her honeymoon. I'm also worried about her mom, DiAnn, she laughs hysterically at almost everything.

by Kelk July 9, 2017