Ian frank

Dumb as hoe, u really ain’t finna pass school. But u groovy and some how got money. But girls be careful Ian’s little pickle curves more than your body

Ian frank is stupid

by Lil cookie jar December 31, 2019

Utone-ians

A group of local residents that reside in suburban Salt Lake City. These Utone-ians catch chickens with their bare hands.

I wish I could catch chickens like those crazy Utone-ians.

by Jack Goeff May 12, 2023

Ian

that one boy that all the straight men secretly like. very cute :smirk:

"pffft, i dont like ian, im straight!"

by bappspsswgahawh June 30, 2023

pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 2, 2018

Ian Gill

The act of having a insanely large forehead big enough to have trump sign it as the Wall of Mexico

Ian Gill was signed as the wall of Mexico on Tuesday.

by Professor pneumonoultramicro October 15, 2017

ian mccall

An American or Irish, you can't really tell, guy who punches people for a living, and he fucking punches them well.

Has the fanciest mustache the world has ever seen, and it is believed that that mustache has magical Irish powers as it stays in place even after 3 rounds of ruthless MMA.

Currently he fights in Japan because he loves sushi so much that he just had to go there.

Luke: Have you seen UFC last night?
John: Yes, Ian McCall kicked ass!

When used to refer to the mustache:
Peter: I'm thinking about growing an Ian McCall
Trevor: Don't, no one can manage to grow such a magical thing.

by Ike77 January 30, 2018

ian

a school shooter in the jrotc

omg is that ian , why does he smell

by mynameisian May 13, 2022