dog-human

A dog that resembles a human, even very slightly, and gives you the creeps.

"Wow, look at that dog-human walking down the street!"

by hannah May 13, 2005

human centipede

A sexual position involving a girl getting triple teamed. One guy fucks the vagina, the second guy fucks the tits, and the last guy fucks the mouth.

Beth you wanna try the human centipede?

Ya totaly!

by Steel Max September 2, 2010

garbage human

Specifically, this nigger right here: youtube/user/SargonofAkkad100

In general, a person who criticises crazy narratives using logic, facts and contextual video evidence.

"You're a garbage human, Sargon." - St. Anita of Sarkeesian, Vidcon 2017

by Izzy_M June 29, 2017

humans suck

A commonly used teenage angst phrase.

Angsty teen: OMG, humans suck, but I am one! I must suck! Oh well, time to cut myself while listening to Linkin Park.

by Party Pooper July 12, 2004

human cow

noun. when someone weighs more than a cow and a pig combine. they eat more than a cow in a single sitting. Also, when they hide behind a newspaper eating 3 mixing bowls of apple cinnamon oatmeal in one sitting.

Mino : did you see that human cow over there?
Pinto: yeah! i saw it grazing over by the oatmeal aisle
Mino: Damn! and i need to buy me some before the human cow eats it all

by Motorola_Queen January 23, 2008

human nugget

A super-nugget (of the backpack variety), dressed in the owners' clothes, that was so life-like that it resembled a sleeping human and scared the smelly stuff out of two hapless fools.

"Sweet mother of all that is good and pure, it's not him...IT'S A HUMAN NUGGET!"

by Lil' C July 15, 2003

Human Tetris

A fun Game that More than 5 people can play in a tent what fits only 3.

Me and Rich Who are Human Start dancing like the objects out of Tetris and are freind Tish Not Glitch or Tich Videos it!!!Lol!!! Human Tetris

by Luscomey !!!Gobble Gobble Gobble ........Gobble Gobble March 24, 2008