man handle

the saggy lovehandle region on a fat child, middle-aged alcoholic, or old man. a handle on wich to grab during hot 40yo sex, or older. these hairy regions are most aperant when in the office when not wearing a suit or just a button down shirt that is tucked in. also the wonderful spectical of going swimming at a public pool. there always is a fat old man with man handles see also love handle they are usualy hairy unless the man was a twink when he was younger. the ladies dont get love handles they get fat. you cannot tell a woman that she has love handles she will get mad you smacktard

check out the man handles on frank caliendo. those things are nasta

by ty April 2, 2005

handruff

When the palms of a person's hands are so dry that they leave a what looks like dandruff on what ever they touch.

My golf in structor, Scott, gets his handruff all over me. I have to shower twice to get it all off!

by FutureUSOpenChamp November 3, 2011

whore-handed

(adj) anything which is unpleasing or undesirable to a high degree; horrendous.

Yankee Fan 1: "I can't believe the Sox won the series"

Yankee Fan 2: "Yah, that was so whore-handed!"

by Nick Salve & Mike Lynch January 1, 2005

baggage handlers forearm

The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.

I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.

by murty murt August 23, 2006

one handed parking job

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P

"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"

by Maria deann December 27, 2007

dick handle

It's the flusher of a urinal which gets touched by a hand immediately after said hand leaves a dick and it quite possibly the dirtiest place on earth.

If I touch that dick handle, I may as well just grab every guy's junk in the place.

by J. Hoy April 1, 2008

Cleveland Handpress

When someone goes to a public restroom and puts their hand on the wall while using the restroom and spreads their feel past shoulder width apart.

When I went to the restroom, I had to use the Cleveland handpress since I was so drunk.

by seunsmore April 3, 2011