horse trainer

Someone who solves problems you never knew existed in ways that will blow your mind.
"Why did that horse trainer throw a ball that looks like it's from Rocket League at the horse?"
"idk bro"
by UnixTM December 28, 2022
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Endless Horse

endless.horse the website with a horse that has everything except hooves, and has very very long calves. You desperately scroll trying to find the hooves but to catch you off guard there is no luck and it keeps going.
“Hey look it’s the endless horse!”
“Bro where are it’s hooves
“HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA”
by Swind/swick April 04, 2022
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french horse

A French whore who has a lot a shit on a lot of purfume
She smells like a French horse
by Isuckcock1969 November 13, 2016
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Rocking Horse

An old device for entertaining children in the shape of a horse. The child sits on the body of the wooden horse and rocks quickly back and forth. If there are two children in the same room, they hold a competition of who can stay on through the most violent rocking. Bonus points if you get thrown over the front.
The boy played on the rocking horse in his nursery, somehow defying its design and not flinging himself over the front
Two children took turns rocketing themselves over the head of their wooden rocking horse with the sharp teeth
by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023
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Convenient Horse

The use of a conveniently placed object within a movie scene to advance the plot, specifically related to the majestic white horse on the shores of a cliff side castle in "Snow White and the Huntsman" conveniently awaiting snow's arrival to them ride off down the coast together
Wow, that chick from outlander knows a shit ton about plants for a military nurse, it's a pretty fucking conveinent horse that her husband just happens to be doing a genealogy project on that specific time period of Scotland that she gets thrown into, I mean fuck.

The convenient horse of this scenario is that the character Just happens to know so much about this random period of a country that she isn't from, and knows a lot about herbal medicine even though she was a nurse of a more modern time.
by Ijustwanttopostoneword February 27, 2015
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horse kicking

When u don't know how to eat a girl out right and she starts kicking in pain but you continue thinking she is enjoying it.
Remember when you we're eating out that girl and she was horse kicking in pain.
by Justnasty June 11, 2016
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horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.
"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."
by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018
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