Dirty German

Derived from the roots of the infamous Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty German is a smuge of shit on the upper lip in the form of a Hitler moustache.

After receiving a Dirty German she proceeded to shoot herself in the face.

by Kurt 'The German' July 29, 2008

German Rocher

The sexual act of smothering your testicles with your own feces, and then proceeding to have your partner suck on said testicles.

Guy #1: Man, did i have a great time with your sister last night!

Guy#2: Oh yeah? What did y'all do?

Guy#1: Well things got heated and i have her some German Rocher.

Guy#2: F*@k YOU!

by GermanChocolatier21 November 25, 2009

Germage

Just another, cooler, word for germs

"Theres a lot more germage this year"

"Dude I feel so sick, I have so much germage"

by baja277 December 11, 2009

German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 28, 2011

german strawberry

When you mix a German snpier and a strawberry shortcake. You do doggy style. Spit on her back Pull it out punch her in the nose and cum in her eye and face and

mix

Joe: I gave that bitch a German strawberry last night
Jimmy: damn how is she?
Joe: her left eye is blind and got a bloody nose

by Jeremy lin December 23, 2013

germ bag

Germ bag is usually someone who carries a lot of germs and transmits his germs in a closed environment such as the office, school, or a gym

The germ bag got me sick again

by fwyflyer January 22, 2014

Germ

A derogatory term for an anti-Semite. (origin: Holocaust enthusiast.)

There are Germans, and then there are Germs.

by Ereck Flowers April 9, 2017