Grand Junction

The biggest town between Denver and Salt lake which produces the most meth in the US. Everyone who live here has AIDS from using dirty needles. Only poor people live here. Orchard Mesa and Clifton are the ghetto and meth-iest of all over. Move here for cheap drugs.

If you were top ask a five year old, in Grand Junction, "Can I have some meth?" they'd be to bumped up to understand you.

by Methisgooooood August 11, 2010

grand slam

when you are heaving sex with a chick, take out a baseball bat and shove it up into her anal cavity, then pull it back out and hit the chick in the face with it.

My girl was being a bitch, so i gave her a grand slam the next time we had sex.

by john May 13, 2005

Grand Slam

Like a slam, only grand.

Oh man, that was a grand slam right outta the ballpark!

by Matt November 3, 2003

[grand]

mean your a nerd or geek

don't be calling me a grand

by malik stagger June 20, 2008

Grand Canyon

refers to when a man has anal sex with a man or a woman until the receiving partners anus is gaping. Then the man proceeds to shit into the receiving partners gaping anus.

Holy shit bro, Melo gave Suzie a grand canyon in the back seat of his STI. The car smelled like shit for days.

by sin city bags July 21, 2009

Grand Slam

A meal served at Denny's. Usually consists of eggs, sausage, pancakes, and a drink.

I ordered the Grand Slam for breakfast.

by MoleDeMesa October 2, 2003

100 Grand

100 grand is a delicious candy bar as well as a legitimate answer to any question.

Danny: "how was visiting your mom today?"
Arin: "100 grand!"
Danny:"well that sounds wonderful"

by Xero Thought September 2, 2014