Goochmas

That period of time between Christmas and New Years Eve, when you're not sure what day it is, as they all pretty much just blend into one.

Can also be used as a greeting for the festive season.

Merry Goochmas!

by Class A January 9, 2022

Gooch

The Ball and Booty Juice Collector. Between the booty hole and ball sack.

As I scratch my balls I noticed the amount of juice built up in my Gooch.

by Truthteller36 January 21, 2022

Gooch clapping

The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.

Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”

*claps gooch*

When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)

by Boob the gooch clapper January 22, 2022

Ghuchi

An insult used for a kid or teen who is trying to act "cool" and "sexy" to impress another person

Teen boy 1: what do you thing of my outifjt
Teen boy 2: Bro you are looking like such a Ghuchi with the clothes you are wearing

by IYeetDragons January 23, 2022

Gochnauer

The smallest unit of man measurement.

Jane said Bob only had 5 gochnauer's, of man meat!

by SuperJimbob February 3, 2022

Goochie

A goochie is a guy's coochie. This occurs when a guy tucks his penis in between his legs, creating a goochie. This can also be an ironic term to simply refer to a penis with the same punch that the word coochie provides.

Dude, she kicked me right in the goochie.

by Boinkyy February 7, 2022

gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot

Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!

by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022