Gravy Merchant

A peddler of nonsense

"Pfft, Percy Shelley. What a gravy merchant".

by wordsinabox December 10, 2010

Gravy dick

(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.

At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.

by Man with the Golden Dick July 26, 2011

Gravygasm

A gasm caused by gravy

Dude I had the best gravy last night. GRAVYGASM!

by Hoffykinz July 3, 2011

Gravy Crater

The pool of semen that accumulates in one's navel following a vigorous round of masturbation. Conversely, the pool of semen that accumulates in one's partner's navel following either pulling-out during intercourse or practicing the 'on me not in me' method of safer sex/frottage/pregnancy prevention.

As they lay next to each other, spent from their lustful exertion, Bill began to dip his fingers in Mike's gravy crater, delivering their salty sweetness to his tongue. "Damn, I'm a good cook", he said with a wicked smile.

by SonoranBear April 4, 2012

Gwavy

Delicious sustenance, an additive to an otherwise bland meal.

I thought I was only getting noms, but then I got gwavy too!

by Dover, Earl of Gwavy July 28, 2012

gravy felch

the act of using gravy as anal lube, then felching the gravy out with the semen

I was hungry and horny at the same time last night so I gravy felched some hood rat at the party.

by thegoatfucker October 17, 2013

gravy will be thin in the morning

you're in trouble

if you don't straighten up your gravy will be thin in the morning

by Words r' Me November 7, 2013