retired gamer

Similar to a retired hobbyist, this describes a person that doesn't have the time to play games like they used to anymore. Whether they used to play a lot of PC games and now just play console games, used to love MMOs and now play Minecraft or console trash, or really only play a couple of days of the week. It's that one friend with children now, that friend who asks if you're getting on tonight and doesn't show.
Do you remember that Sandbox crew that used to play all the MMOs and PVP with each other? They're retired gamers now, they just don't know it. I think the last time I saw them online was when they were playing Animal Crossing or trying some garbage Steam game.
by Lewpadewp June 16, 2020
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Gamer's Paradise

Receiving oral sex (especially with a male recipient) while playing video games.
I was playing Halo yesterday and my girl took me to Gamer's Paradise.
by styx2007 September 22, 2009
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Slavic Gamer

A Slav gamer (or Slavic gamer) is a species recently discovered during the Great Furry War, located in the east regains of Tic Tok. When the Great Furry War broke out, seeing that the small rebellion wasn't enough, gamers held out a helping hand in their time of need and became a known hero of the war. Soon there was an alliance made with the Slavic's of Tic Tok, thus the Slav gamers were born. You can identify a Slavic gamer by looking at the way they dress, they usually cover their faces with sunglasses, a beanie, and a strip of cloth covering their mouth and nose, almost like a bandit. Like gamers, their main chosen weapon would be a Nerf gun. You can detect a Slavic gamer in almost any part of its natural habit of Tic Tok but are very rarely found on trending or the for you page. If you happen to find one there, it is a very rare and meaningful sighting.
Slavic Gamer: (slah-vick- game-er)

A species which is mixed of a Slavic and a gamer.

used in a sentance:

Hes a Slavic gamer, you know.
by Justacommunist April 11, 2019
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Epic Gamer

Someone who is obsessed with the phrase 'Fortnite bad, Minecraft good!!' Probably a virgin
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Gamer's Wallet

When the gamer receives a notification their debit card will not process the payment as a result of spending all money on the steam sale.
Son: "Mum, my debit card won't work!"

Mother: "But son you've bought 122 steam games - you have Gamer's Wallet!"
by Andybl June 24, 2011
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Gamer Gods

the people causing all your gaming troubles ( e.g., not being about to join a friends game or anything in frustrating nature that seems out of your hands)
Diva: Dude join my game.
BoBo: I'm trying to frikka it wont let me. Why does this always happen.

Diva: Gamer Gods hating on us.
BoBo: Fukk the Gamer Gods man.
by Bathinigan May 09, 2015
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Gamer Kid

Kids in games who act like they are 18+
Example:
Someone: You act like a kid..
Gamer Kid: me? hahahah you noob , you know nothing, im 18+ i have gf , 10 ex gfs a car and my job , you are nothing
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