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I had to tell the FUCKTARD three times.
by Bill0249 February 8, 2010
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1. MOM!...jerry peed the bed, he is such a fucktard!

2.carlos caught the kitchen on fire again... he is a real fucktard.

3. why are you reading this you fucktard?
by not from your world. February 10, 2010
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A really thick person, who could be described as both a retard and a fucker.
Generally used with distain
Conrad: yo bitch
Dan: SHUT UP FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
by amilegend February 24, 2010
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a person that's kinda slow....but still really awesome. some people think calling someone a fucktard is a bad thing, but it obviously isn't.

when performing an act of fucktardness (s)he will be notified by a simple....ur such a fucktard.

it generally means: ur such a weirdo, but I love ya ^_^

calling someone a RE-tard means they are more than TARDED. they're REEEE-tarded. calling someone a retard is not nice. yet a fucktard should be considered one of the greatest compliments one can receive.
out of all people Kirsty JJ is by faaarrr my favorite fucktard.

I do not love Lady Gaga. shes a RETARD not a fucktard.
by FuckTardFan February 28, 2010
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Noun, Descriptive word of frustration towards an individuals idiocy

Plural,Twinucktard (Twin-uck-tard) Used in cases when venting must be placed upon more than one individual
To drop ones pants in public...What a Fucktard, You're a Fucktard, Fucking Fucktard.
by Jellystick March 24, 2010
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Fucktard: Fucking and Retard out together to make Fucktard.
You fucktard, go suck a fat one.
by Kennii <3 May 31, 2010
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A guy who doesn't have enough blood to run his dick and his brain at the same time, thereby rendered moronic by lust or impotent by cogitation.
Well, realistically, most guys, actually. ;-)

Okay, okay; "Can you believe that fucktard emptied his wallet at the strip club?"
by InXanaduDidKublaiKhan June 8, 2010
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