Five Point Exploding Ass Technique

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.

Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!

by Oofnun September 1, 2010

Five-Oh

Slang term for the police. Originated from the popular TV show Hawaii 5-0. Commonly used as a warning that the police are nearby.

*on the phone*
S: Hello?
D: Dude, five-oh, take off.
S: What about you?
D: Uh, they kinda spotted me.
S: *hauls ass*

by Obviously Obsessed January 9, 2015

five piece

When a nigga acting up, you gotta give him that five piece ( closed fist to mouth)

" Rihanna got out of line, so Chris breezy had to give her dat five piece."

"Keyshawn was being a fuck boy, so rich homie Daqaun from the trap gave him dat five piece."

by jayjayiceclit July 9, 2014

firedog

when a guy sprays his penis with mace pepper spray and inserts it into a woman's anus.

Last night after the club, Greg gave his girlfriend a firedog.

by frieday March 30, 2015

five seconds rule of the public toilet

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped

Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that

by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016

gg-fied

The condition of being GG. Used commonly even in non-gaming situations by gamers.
Synonymous to:
1) Being in trouble
2) Being deadmeat

noun: gg-fication

GamerA: Have you handed in your assignment yet?
GamerB: Oh shoots! I forgot! Miss Jessica's gonna kill me!
GamerA: Oh no, you're gg-fied!

by garythepterygium April 26, 2009

Teppy-fied

Having spent too much time around T-Bone resulting in the over-usage of his unique language.

Man, I am so Teppy-fied that my family can't even understand me anymore.

by Big UUUUUUU March 1, 2011