poorme: Omg my life sucks, when will the smiles come back, why me?
facebook enabler: buck up little camper, it's always darkest before the dawn, you're a good person and I LOVE YOU!
facebook enabler: buck up little camper, it's always darkest before the dawn, you're a good person and I LOVE YOU!
by kellygirl2968 August 18, 2010
Get the Facebook Enablermug. The act of deactiving and disconnecting from the virtual world (esp to reconnect with the real world).
by Sue B January 14, 2008
Get the facebook suicidemug. A Facebook creep is someone who passes all of their free time on Facebook, looking up details of someone they just met, someone whom they may be infatuated with, but this is not necessary.
A Facebook creep knows of all flattering and compromising pictures of a person, as well as where they are, and follows the developments on the person's wall closely, perhaps to spot a lover not mentioned in the relationship status.
A Facebook creep knows of all flattering and compromising pictures of a person, as well as where they are, and follows the developments on the person's wall closely, perhaps to spot a lover not mentioned in the relationship status.
Tory spends all of her free time on Facebook when she should be studying. She is a huge Facebook creep.
Curtis: "Tory! Did you see those new pictures of Chris?"
Tory: "Those were up yesterday. I love the one where he was hammered!"
Curtis: "Tory! Did you see those new pictures of Chris?"
Tory: "Those were up yesterday. I love the one where he was hammered!"
by define_this December 16, 2008
Get the Facebook Creepmug. To refrain from going on facebook for a certain period of time. This often comes after the realization that too much time has been wasted on facebook resulting in real life problems. In the even of a relapse, an individual is said to pull a triple F (see Failed Facebook Fast).
John was spending all his time on facebook instead of working. He had to go facebook fasting for a few days to catch up on his work.
by SAphoto November 25, 2009
Get the Facebook fastingmug. by mr chi July 6, 2009
Get the facebook banditmug. I did not think much of Tara when I met her for drinks last night, but she befriended me on facebook today and she is mos def facebook-hot!
by crzydoktor May 8, 2009
Get the Facebook-hotmug. Guy 1: How the hell is Dylan married to Nicole? They're 16 and I've never seen them together.
Guy 2: Its a Facebook Marriage, of course its fake!
Guy 2: Its a Facebook Marriage, of course its fake!
by Danny Blaine June 18, 2011
Get the Facebook Marriagemug.