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First Percentile

Someone who is in the first percentile of general intelligence.

In terms of intelligence quotient this would put them at an IQ of 65 or lower.
Person 1: Can't believe that fucking cashier ID'd me for a red bull
Person 2: Don't worry, I know that cunt he's First Percentile.
by Freud Wasright November 23, 2022
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FirstWipe

The first stroke taken with a sheet of papiere after the fecus has surfaced towards the hatch and on the perimeter. Often done in a ceremonial fashion, where all of the guys will complete their FirstWipe in order to compare smears before the SecondSmear takes place.
Bogie impressed the most heavyset fellow in the commune by showing him his horraceously smeared FirstWipe.

Tiktum asked his boys if they were ready to do their FirstWipe's after he heard the horraceous splattering in the bordering stalls in the communal restroom come to a halt.

Bigbert always had the most heavily smeared papyrus after he hit that FirstWipe. Most of the men of smaller stature really idolized him.
by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
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First Buzz Syndrome

When someone drinks for the first time and have enough to get buzzed, then won't shut the fuck up.
Person 1: Why was Phil saying so much random, weird, out of pocket, and cringey shit last night?

Person 2: It was his first time drinking. He had first buzz syndrome
by bilthebuket January 18, 2023
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German forest

A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"
The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.
by Jadjad January 6, 2013
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frosty forest

When a guys cums on a girls hairy pussy, it is know as "frosting her forest".
Yeah, bro, I gave her a frosty forest yesterday! It was life changing.
by DirtyDan879 May 20, 2015
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Canadian First Base

Like American First Base, but with a finger in the butt. Also known as a Morneau.
"I went out with that Canadian girl."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."
by Bahbarqer Sanchéz August 9, 2016
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Freaky Forest

A girl with a really thick bush ;) ;)
by IntoXic8dDeatH June 5, 2018
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