fondue

The act of dipping a female (preferably of asian decent) into a large repository of semen. Also known as reverse bukkake. If not performed by experts, has potential to be fatal.

Dude, 20 midgets fondued Eamon's sister last night. I saw the video...man did that chick love that sauce.

by DeesNut January 21, 2006

fonch

verb. annoying affection; the loving touch that irritates.

My boyfriend loves to sneak up behind me and fonch me when i'm trying to do the dishes.

by monica blanchard September 6, 2008

scooter fondel

The act of getting a scooter and putting one of the handle bars in a females vagina and the other handle bar in ur own anus
PERFERABLE IF DONE AFTER AN (SLOPPY T-REX)

Dam I scooter fondeled that hoe last night with my little brothers razor
Sloppy t-rex

by genom March 22, 2009

fonic

a description of a piece of music or (tune) as a record , cd or mainly used in relation to downloads or mp3`s.

this word can be used when talking about the latest download or mp3`s etc, you can refer to them as fonics (eg) i just found the latest fonic etc.....

by martinatplay August 1, 2006

fonest

A derivative of the words "Fair" and "Honest" - Fonest

Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"

Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.

(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)

1)
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...

James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.

2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)

Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST

Mufasa: arf arf arf

Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?

Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...

by James Spencer Watson November 10, 2008

fone

Exactly the same thing as a cell phone, but with one of those 'everything plans' that encourages the user to use it for everything but it's original purpose; which is to talk to people using speech rather than text. This then defeats the original purpose of the cell phone; thus creating the fone.

All context usage is exactly the same.

"I got a message on my fone, let's see what they wrote."

by morofry April 17, 2010

jane fonda

an incredibly talented actress and great person. daughter of henry fonda and sister of peter fonda. you may have seen her in klute, 9 to 5, barbarella, the china syndrome, fun with dick and jane, barefoot in the park, on golden pond or coming home, as well as many others. in addition to films, she's quite the liberal activist who isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in. jane rocks!

"Have you ever seen Klute?"
"Yeah, Jane Fonda and Donald Sutherland were great."

by rockin' skull August 24, 2005