Floor Child

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.

no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!

by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010

Floor Diver

One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.

Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.

by shredder141 September 30, 2010

Floortine

A nutrient that can only be added to food when it is dropped on the floor.

Floortine would be added if someone dropped a piece of steak on the ground and picked it back up and put it on the grill instead of throwing it away.

by greatn8 January 13, 2011

FloorPalm

A FloorPalm is sign of respect and/or admiration shown to a person, group or song, preferably within a social setting. The person drops to one knee before said party and slaps a surface (palms) before their feet five or six times, usually the floor (the number can vary depending on the person). The same applies to a favorite song, or songs, of the FloorPalmer. This is not exclusively for the floor itself but it carries more weight if it is done as the word implies.

When he saw his best friend entering inside the club he greeted him with a FloorPalm.

by VynilRob March 15, 2011

Floor Nag

When a man of small moral value leaves a large contribution of piss on your floor. Varying levels of severity are based on how many household objects were covered in the alleged Floor Nag.

Oh man, Lester got super drunk and Floor Nagged all over my vacuum.

by Eagle Flies June 11, 2011

floor dusters

Elongated, saggy breasts most often found on older women.

Man, look at Linda's floor dusters swinging away while she walks.

by TFT152 June 30, 2011

Floor Bumpin

When a girl with a nice ass sits on the floor with her legs spread apart a fairly far distance apart and gyrates her buttcheek muscles up and down

that stripper was floor bumpin all over the dance floor

by The Stanky Chicken August 25, 2011