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Fanny Mirage

A woman that appears to be a 10/10 from distance but upon closer inspection turns out to be a 4/10
Hey bud, check out this stunner comin..

Naw dude that's a Fanny Mirage , keep scouting.
by Djengo July 25, 2019
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The Fanny constant

Let n∈R, and let θ be a random variable with XY chromosomes. The limit of θ(n) as n tends to 2 is the Fanny constant, (your) x, which also represents the global minimum of the function θ(n).
Proof:
θ∈ D: {Trump supporters}
θ(1) = 1
θ(2) = 0 = x #The Fanny constant
θ(3) does not exist.
by Most iconic people at UCBM December 18, 2024
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Fanny

A women that is over the age of 75 and goes by Grandma (insert name) that has a pancake of an ass.
Grandma Cathy really got a fanny.
by Emo Girl Denice March 6, 2022
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Fanny

the most beautiful person you have ever meet , if you have a fanny in your life go and fucking thank her and maybe make her your girlfriend
" Please make me mine my glorious Fanny "
by vantacodm November 23, 2021
mugGet the Fannymug.

fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.
So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.
by bitchuck August 31, 2024
mugGet the fanny packmug.

Chicken fanny

The day after a vagina is freshly shaved and has bumps (shaving rash), it looks like a fresh chicken breast.
Guess what. Chicken fanny is back.”
by Sandralou December 20, 2018
mugGet the Chicken fannymug.

Fanny went to portugal

You wont believe how good the sex was last night, my fanny went to portugal.
by Wetchinchilla May 28, 2021
mugGet the Fanny went to portugalmug.

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