a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)
dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.
by Howard p. donivin November 22, 2011
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by B1GM1 July 1, 2011
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by Kimley Westlix September 1, 2011
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Get the EVILMICAH mug.A nickname for the side of someone, usually mean and/or cruel, that isn't normally seen. Usually played off as a joke, but sometimes can lead to major arguments between friends. Best if new friends are warned before-hand of this side.
(Some actions are not remembered once the Evil Quinton side has returned the brain to it's regular state.)
(Some actions are not remembered once the Evil Quinton side has returned the brain to it's regular state.)
Jack-Can I sit here?
Jim-Ew, no get away!
Jack-Well fine, I see how it is!
James-Don't worry Jack, it's just his Evil Quinton coming out. He won't even remember this.
Jim-Ew, no get away!
Jack-Well fine, I see how it is!
James-Don't worry Jack, it's just his Evil Quinton coming out. He won't even remember this.
by pseudonym spoon November 4, 2012
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( joe comes into dining room and unveils his tuna and snapper sandwiches. upon consumption all the guests dash to the restroom and screams of agony are heard)
joe: WTF!!!
mutant guests: blood!!
(at the hospital later)
joe: they had evilrea? so that explains the death like smell coming from the restrrom.
joe: WTF!!!
mutant guests: blood!!
(at the hospital later)
joe: they had evilrea? so that explains the death like smell coming from the restrrom.
by I h8 nes August 24, 2012
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