'Zara' English 

A fine ass teenager who's fine as hell for no reason, rich as hell but doesn't want to admit it, doesn't like anyone, got hard rock abs, doesn't show her face to anyone even she's looking fine half of the time. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUU BRUHHHHHH.

'Zara' English is so bad imagine spending a night with her.

'Zara' English by Emily Cane April 8, 2021

orman english school 

a place where you waste your life in to study random shit that won't help you with life, most of the religion teachers are sexist,the principle is a grammar freak and the students are weird as fuck

from: your average 6th grader girl student try to find me bitches

"orman english school needs to burn down ngl" - student
"orman englisha school" - students
"it's english not englisha" - principle

orman english school by vvxxhan April 22, 2021

Driving English 

Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial

English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.

Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!

Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.

Driving English by E_Man_24 June 22, 2021

The English 

The most common plague in 25% of the world

1: Did you hear about the civil war in Ethiopia?
2: Was it the English?

The English by Yerdas Selzavon May 28, 2021

Check English Light 

Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.

"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)

"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)

"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"

Check English Light by Izzybaby1312 July 28, 2021

Jake English 

one sexy man

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."

Jake English by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021

exclusive english class

This is a group of people in your English that are ELITE!!! They are better than everyone and everyone knows it. They are smart, hot as hell and everyone is jealous of them. It is hard to be a part of this club, but when you are in..... there is no escape. Even the teachers beg to be a part of this club.

Hot girl 1 - Wow one of the girls from the exclusive English class just looked at me!!!! I can die happy now!!!
Hot girl 2 - OMG you are so lucky, I'm so jealous!!!

exclusive english class by Hotgirl123englishclub October 27, 2021