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english or spanish

The meme started by a guy posting tiktoks usually in a mall. He starts the tiktok by going up to a random stranger and says “english or spanish” if the stranger says english, the guy will say “whoever moves first is gay” and if the stranger says spanish, the guy will say the same thing but in spanish.
Person 1: english or spanish
Person 2: uhm…
Person 2: english?..
Person 1: whoever moves first is gay.
by imhim0384 July 6, 2024
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englishically

i englishically couldn’t understand that guy
by johnnypeterson24141 June 28, 2022
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English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.
You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?
by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023
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The english channel

When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.
I really enjoyed the english channel Mike! Same time tomorrow morning?
by English channel January 6, 2022
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English

Probably the most gay lesson and literally no one cares about it.
Person 1: Yo what lesson we got next?

Person 2: English

Person 1: (Proceeds to shove umbrella up ass, and open it)
by englishissobadlol March 10, 2022
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english teachers

these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life
“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson”

“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT
by shlongjohn May 13, 2022
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English Teacher

A "vegan" frequent Starbucks drinker, who usually has the Karen cut. (AKA the "swooped bang", if they are female.) Also, they try really hard to make life as miserable as possible. Usually, they will do things like pile on assignments, poorly grade you, and they probably have whiney annoying millennial voice.

If they are males, they look either 25, or 60. If they look 60, you probably don't want to get too close to them. They probably be either really douchey or really chill if they are young. Some things they usually do are not stop talking even if it's more than one period, be really monotone and boring, and just suck all the fun out of the room sometimes.
Wow, the English teacher graded my assignment, and I got a 69.

The English teacher talked for like 2 hours straight today.
by Stalins_Yeti7777 January 29, 2022
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