Tall and lanky, suspected to be a child predator. Has a long dong that can drill through the core of the Earth
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Evan is a decently smart dude that becomes confused and gets lost half the time. His hair is fucking alive whenever you to he is very good in sports. His hair grows extremely fast and he tends to shower once a year. He is very rich but weirdly, he does not buy clothes quite often and he wears the same thing everyday. On the bright side he gets straight A's on most of his tests but he does shit when it comes to art. If you ever meet an Evan, i suggest you leave the country. His jokes are cheesy most of the time especially on his social media. HE MASTURBATES HIS HANDS AND ITS SO ANNOYING, LOL
by Ayesha Mesha Femmy June 13, 2018
Get the Evan mug.Hot sexy man with a extranordary big penis. People think he has a small penis cuz he asian what is not correct cuz Evans have mostly big penis the size of a 20 cm
by Efegge June 6, 2018
Get the Evan mug.A Fucking douche that deserves to be put down and usually has a horrible personality and a small penis.
by iamyourfat June 16, 2018
Get the Evan mug.Evan is a handsome boy that looks like a potato but is still very attractive to women. He can be annoying but apologizes after every mistake he makes. He usually has a double chin, unless you find a skinny Evan which is unlikely.
Random Guy: Hey look it's a POTATO!
Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!
Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!
by Nora Antetokounmpo June 19, 2018
Get the Evan mug.Evan is a cute boy with a great sense of humor, although not too many people notice it and neither does he. Evans are usually tall, skinny and have a good fashion sense. He's romantic, cute, funny, trustworthy, and always helps out people in need (like his friends and family). They mostly make friends with girls with strange names or different culture and some of them only hang with boys. Nobody notices his cuteness and nobody notices his flaws, which he doesn't have any because he's super hot.
Samantha: hey Megan did you see Evan today omg
Megan: yeah...what about him
Samantha: he's SOOOOO cute isn't he
Megan: I...ugh...i don't know I guess he's a little bit cute *blushes*
Evan: heyyyyyyy what are you guys talking about
Samantha: *blushes* n-nothing
Megan: yeah...what about him
Samantha: he's SOOOOO cute isn't he
Megan: I...ugh...i don't know I guess he's a little bit cute *blushes*
Evan: heyyyyyyy what are you guys talking about
Samantha: *blushes* n-nothing
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