Dingbatitude

Being in a frequent state of unneccesary confusion and panic, especially when confronted with a change in routine; easily knocked off balance emotionally. Like Edith Bunker, in All In The Family.

Bob lost his Blackberry again and he's waving his arms in a panic. It's probably up his ass. He has some serious dingbatitude!

by FraidyCatt December 8, 2010

ding dangger

the pinnacle of an amazing experience that needs to be expressed. like hitting a nitrous balloon, when your brain is hitting a freighter (metaphorically), and you suddenly have a mindful of blinky toys.

Guy 1:"How was that whip-it bra, fuckin titties or what?"

Guy 2:"It was a fuckin ding dangger, B"

by Dayrock January 1, 2011

ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

Ding Bong

n: A butt.

My ding bong is itchy.

by Spengler August 28, 2012

Ding

Australian slang for Methamphetamine, (although not a very widely used term). usually the gooier, more cut and less potent form of bikie speed is being referred to here.

Person 1: "hey, keen for some ding?"

Person 2: "der!"

by Richie Benaud June 16, 2012

Ding suppression

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.

("ding" as in "balDING")

hat scalp gross peacocking vanity

Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."

Bro: "Wise choice bro!"

by PieIDemandPie August 10, 2013

Ding dong

When something surprising, unexpected or impressive happens

(Man does backflip) " Ding Dong! That was amazing

by King Watson August 18, 2013