French Dogsitting

When you’re watching somebody else’s dog and you suddenly get the sexual desire to lather up your dick in peanut butter and proceed to stuff doggy biscuits in your ass in hopes of the dog giving you some free ass eatin’ that wouldent be available anywhere else.

Me and Nancy’s dogs got down and dirty with some French dogsitting since the cable was out.

by TheGayCabinet June 21, 2018

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Utter Dogshit

In a group of lads when one behaves so appallingly is said that that they are utter dogshit.

Kieks even mentioning a shag was utter dogshit!

by PrimDog February 21, 2020

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Unrecycled Dogshit

When someone's words just have a straight up shit ton of lies that it's practically dogshit that wasn't picked up from the ground and just weren't recycled. This term is used for when someone is lying so much that it isn't even "cap" or "horse shit". It is literally dogshit.

Person 1: Did you hear John's testimony in court?
Person 2: Yeah, it was Unrecycled Dogshit.

by ᛗᚤᛋᛏᛖᚱᛁᛟᚢᛋ ᚾᛁᚷᚺᛏ May 23, 2022

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