Drive 'er into you

A Statement proclaiming somebody has either been:
A) Not drinking enough
B) Used as sarcasm in the sense that they are already way too hammered.

Guy: "Come on you pussy drive 'er into you"

by John Cleveland December 9, 2008

Drive-Thru

Oral sex from the male passenger when the women is driving.

Calvin gave Jenny a Drive-Thru on the way home.

by Milesofsmiles March 22, 2013

pizza-driver

a person who drives erratically, speeding, not indicating, ducking and weaving in and out out of traffic, and only just following applicable road laws.

Observe the on-road behaviour of a pizza delivery driver for visual examples.

"I am not getting in the car with Brad, he's a total pizza-driver"

"Catherine, slow down! You're pizza-driving."

by AGirlCalledKill February 27, 2008

Jolt Drive

A long overnight drive that a horny-as-hell fool takes to fornicate with his girlfriend in a city far away. It necessitates the purchase of massive quantities of jolt soda to keep him awake for the whole ride.

That dang stupid fool is doing another jolt drive from Baltimore to Boston this weekend, instead of just finding another fat woman to replace his whale of a girlfriend.

by flame sans e June 23, 2008

mini driver

A mini driver is a female car driver that is hot

Hey, there's a Mini Driver on your left, check her out- she's hot!

by happy gilmore78 February 10, 2010

texas truck driver

When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.

Me and Benjamin were at a party and Tiffany took us into the back and gave us a texas truck driver.

by Tyrone666 January 20, 2010

Wisconsin Driver

A person from the state of Wisconsin that decides to get behind a motor vehicle and practice the ways of Cheeseland:

-slow driving (often times in the left lane)
-changing lanes in front of a faster driver from Illinois or Minnesota just to piss them off
-drawing "HONK IF DA BEARS SUCK" on their car with crayon and expecting not to get the finger for it.
-complaining about all the out-of-staters that are coming to Wisconsin for the weekend when those "FIBs" are their main revenue source

Isn't 50 on the expressway acceptable? Why shouldn't I continue to drive in the left lane despite already getting flipped off 5 times? After all I am a Wisconsin driver!

by Angry Chicagoan April 9, 2011