e-dad

A dad friend on the internet that has unofficially adopted you.

Oh yeah, he's my e-dad, he always checks up on me.

by KadesChaos March 27, 2023

brodie’s dad

claims to be a builder but sits at home and sells bricks for a living

‘brodie’s dad’

by courtsgrace1111 October 21, 2018

Dads house

The few days you can’t do anything

Friend: hey wanna hangout

Me: can’t I’m at my dads house

by Nothings available January 19, 2022

dad coat

A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.

Mom: Take out the garbage.

Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.

by kurnous gromula January 13, 2020

dad fuck

It’s Andrew

My dad fuck my mum

by Dad fuck November 17, 2019

Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

Dad Pat

A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.

"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."

"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."

by LucasWasHere July 24, 2021