dorkin

to play stupid, mess with someone

"Stop dorkin me man you know what I mean!"

"I tried to talk to her but she was dorkin like she don't know what's up."

by scrappys girl July 27, 2008

dorkbarf

Generic moronic comment, typically made by a person of lower intelligence.

"These chocolate covered coffee beans are making me high!"

"Man! That's dorkbarf!"

by rocco coolio January 4, 2009

Dorking-Off

The act of refusing to go out with friends in order to play a game you've developed a child-like fascination with.

These games include::

World of Warcraft
Any Anime/Ninja Game
Guitar Hero
Rockband
Halo
Call of Duty

Example.

guy #1="hey is chris gonna come with us?"

guy #2="Nah he said he was gonna stay home and level up his level 8 death knight."

guy #1="What a douche! We're out here chasing tail and hes on his couch in his spongebob boxers dorking-off with a headset on!"

by LorenaBobbitImaCutYaDickOff September 5, 2009

Modern Dorkware

A derogatory way to reference the the popular Call of Duty Modern Warfare video game series.

Jimmy never goes outside anymore now that the new Modern Dorkware game is out

by birdkeeper2010 November 12, 2010

dorkus

a person showing characteristics of a dork

TENER is such a dorkus

by richard lai March 1, 2003

dorksnet

An online community of nerds and douchebags.

"I was bored and I have no friends, so I got on Dorksnet and downloaded some gay pr0n. LOL ROFL PWNED!"

by Mr. Face January 11, 2004

Phone Dorking

Phone dorking is the time spent exploring ones cell phone extensively without purpose.

Every extra moment you get, you find yourself...not texting, not calling someone, but simply surfing the web, changing settings, adding ringtones. This can usually consume several hours of ones day and does not seem to have an end point, you too may be phone dorking. Your phone dorking may be nearing obsession if you also find loss of time, and the inability to hear others around you.

by EMPOWR February 4, 2010