Dildo

Put me in a hole

Man your such a dildo

by Winkay September 10, 2021

kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017

dildo chomp

A person who is an asshole or loser, someone who is usually discribed as a faggot.

"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."

Jeez, that kid is such a fucking dildo chomp

by DickWeeeeed July 14, 2014

juicy dildo

a stinky mango that hasn’t been left in the fridge for months

my mom is brutally addicted to juicy dildo's!

by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021

dildo dance

an act in Knives Out when a human wobbles side to side in order to act like a dildo. This person will undergo this act in order to attract, take another's orange and blue jacket, take a ghillie or to have fun.

DickPicBrett made Greenmonster2727 do a dildo dance in order to get a ghillie suit in knives out

by Greenmonster2727 January 29, 2018

dildo clock

The thing you try to buy for your best sam but then she gets really mad at you :( <3

"Katherine stop. Are you fucking kidding me. I do not want a dildo clock"

by Dildoclock December 7, 2017

Dildo Fondling

When one person like Paddy Roe uses a massive dildo to rub against their balls and tease their satisfaction levels. Dildo Fondling is often used by massive gay boys so Paddy fits into the description perfectly

Oi isn’t paddy’s hobby Dildo Fondling

by Wasteman412 April 27, 2020