Crunch

Someone who is lame, boring, and doesn’t like to have fun

Joe was being such a crunch last night he wouldn’t go to the club with us

by Appleears March 11, 2022

crunchcore

when one is crunchy (i.g. being homeschooled) but wants to be quirky and aesthetic

have you seen that new transfer student? she radiates crunchcore energy

by uscyberbully.communism March 14, 2022

Crunch

synonym for crush

“Heather is Paul’s crunch”

by treetreetree March 25, 2022

crunch punk

a punk, adjacent to both the crust punk and the wook. They may be in a stage of transitioning from one subculture to the other, or simply appreciate both equally. within the ven diagram of punk and wook you will find dread locks, piercings, lack of deodorant, vegan or freegan diet, etc. The crunch punk may wear all black and sew their patches on with floss, but the trained crusty will identify them as a wook from a mile away. type of fool who spins fire and trips acid.

"That dude in the Amebix hoodie reeks like patchouli, what a crunch punk."
"that frickin crunch punk stole my last can of yerba mate!"

by Big0Ginge April 13, 2022

Crunch Crack

Cracking of knuckles in the usual balled fist format, often used by bullies as intimidation tactics

I Crunch Crack as idk how to Ghouk Crack 🤷🏻 ♂️

by HeyitzHelium May 3, 2022

conchested

stuffy and congested

i was very sick and conchested

by sugarmommy May 4, 2022

Crunch

Plural form for a group of scarabs aka June bugs;

A crunch of June bugs is like a murder of crows or a barrel of monkeys or a tower of giraffes

by Bambi barrister June 30, 2022