Bang Crush

Someone you like but don’t want a relationship with but want to screw

Damn she’s fine but I don’t want a relationship. She’s a bang crush

by Dancerslife2015 November 20, 2019

crush dumping

When you really liked someone, but they turn out to be a complete ***hole, so you dump your respect for them by throwing it out of a window at them. Along with some complimentary rocks and an old shoe for bad luck.

"Oh girl, I am so crush dumping that b*tch-***hole-d*chebag. He lied about everything and he didn't even apologize. Lemme just run him over with a truck."

by #YouJustGotSlayed January 13, 2017

butt crush

One who as crush on some person's butt

Marilyn has a butt crush on Scottie

by Dirty Dancing October 19, 2008

crush test

a way to tell if pot seeds will grow. Place on a table and push down with your thumb. If it crushes it wont grow. if it survives it will.

those seeds passed the crush test. lets go grow some chronic.

by Mr.bud August 9, 2006

Avatar Crush

To have a crush on someone's avatar on the internet. (i.e) Xbox Live avatars or YoVille avatars. This is somewhat pathetic to have.

Tom: "Dude, David, I was playing YoVille on facebook lastnight. I saw the hottest avatar ever man. I asked her to be my neighbor. I think I have an Avatar Crush.

David: "Cool. I'm gonna go hang out with my REAL girlfriend."

by IhaveanAvatarCrush April 10, 2010

Porn Crush

An infatuation with a pornographic actress (or actor I suppose) resulting in meaningless hours of porn viewing of the same scenes.

I missed work three days this week feeding my porn crush on Lezley Zen.

I spent my college tuition watching Brooke Haven.

by tveblen January 26, 2011

beat crush

v., In competition, to defeat a hated rival. Typically used among fans of college football.

n., A noteworthy defeat of a rival in competition.

Auburn will straight-up beat crush Bama this football season.

by IHeartCats October 4, 2011