mythical creatures

a monster renowned in folklore and myth.

TEACHER SYAMIL: Today, your homework is to write about three mythical creatures.

ME: Ohhhh~~~~~! So, we are going to write about mythical "teachers"?(teacher say to fast , that's why i thought it's mythical teachers)

TEACHER SYAMIL: Yes.

ME: Can I write about you, teacher?

CLASS: hahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhhhahahahahahaha!

TEACHER SYAMIL: ..........

by K.A.I.X October 19, 2018

Beast amongst creatures

An extreemly large player such as a full back in madden or in ncaa football videogame.

That fullback I drafted is is 6'8'' and 290 he is a beast amongst creatures.

by Yan k June 20, 2007

creature

Used to describe a woman that is extremely ugly, beyond hideous, the utmost of fankledness (see fankled), almost to the point of looking like some kind of unidentified humanoid creature.

Damn!!!!!!! Look out for that creature, bro.

by John Cocktoastin November 27, 2002

creature

thing, object, occasionally alive, as in furry woodland creature

have you ever gotten REALLY lonely and gone out into the wilderness at night with a candle and a bottle of barbecue sauce to find furry woodland creatures?

by pancho boy squared April 25, 2003

emotional cheating

It's not a thing.
Or, breaking up with someone for the sole reason you dont like and/ or, they stress you out and the feelings are over.
A term used by a dumb ex.

"That's emotional cheating,"

by THIS IS A JOKE IM SORRY November 13, 2017

ice creaming

when someone talks shit about someone else because they don't have the guts to say it to their face. There is also a variety of different flavors. Pistachio is saying something a little bad and rocky road is the worst form, mint chip is somewhere in the middle.

Scharf was rocky road ice creaming about the UFC fighter because the fighter dissed his mom.

by JWoof May 5, 2010

creaming off

Ejaculating. The seminal emmision secreted during sexual activity.

"Hey how'd you get on with Julie last night"?

"God she's gorgeous isn't she? I only started getting her knickers off and I.. I COULDN'T HELP IT.. I started creaming off all over her face I was that excited"

by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006